Lay out the Crescent rolls flat on a cookie sheet and pinch the ends together. Follow baking instructions for that. Take out of oven.

 

Sauce:
1C Mayo
1C miracle whip
1 small container of sour cream
1 package cream cheese
1 package of hidden valley ranch dip

 

Mix all of these together and spread on top of the crust.

 

Toppings:
You can cut up or grind up whatever you would prefer. Here are some suggestions:

 

cauliflower
Carrots-shredded
cheddar cheese
mozzarella cheese
broccoli
onions
mushrooms
bell peppers