Dottie's Famous "Crabs" for out of towners from West Virginia.

Her recipe is as follows: Take a "crab" that looks amazingly like a hot-dog, sprinkle Old Bay seasoning on it and put in hot-dog rolls. Then put toothpicks on the rolls and tell your out-of-towners they are the crab legs.
Make sure one of the toothpicks is broken and tell your guest that one of the legs must had been broken off.

Auntie Deneen's "Catfish Dinner" for out of towners from Maryland.

Fish sticks with toothpick whiskers.