1/4 c. dirt (cocoa)
1/2 c. swamp water (milk with green food coloring)
2 c. crushed bones (sugar)
1/2 c. fat (butter)
2 c. dead grass (uncooked oatmeal)
1/2 c. squashed bugs (peanut butter)
Mix dirt and swamp water. Add crushed bones and fat. Boil about 3 minutes. Add squashed bugs and dead grass and stir until melted. Remove from heat and stir until mixture begins to thicken. Drop by tablespoonfuls onto waxed paper. Cool and eat.